Survive a Cactopus Attack

Half cactus... Half octopus. When these creatures attack with their multiple quill-covered legs, things can get pretty nasty.
So what do you do? Believe it or not, they can be taken out easily just like any of your other favourite house plants.

Drown it with water.

To get close enough, you'll want to wear some pair of thick gardening glove. Quills from the cacti family are long and thin, and extremely annoying to remove.
Bring your watering can. This is your weapon of choice.
Pour, and repeat. Drown it with more water than it could possibly need at once.

And of course, once it's dead, carefully dispose of the deceased plant, and be weary of quills. Also, be sure to do it before your son or daughter stops you from killing their favourite house plant.